What's ur relationship status? What's your middle name? How'd u meet ur best friend?

I’m single, my middle name is Gabrielle and I met my best friend when I moved to Florida in the fourth grade lol


"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"

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A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

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"I was prepared, but it still hurt."

Hiro Fujiwara (via expiry)

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adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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